As someone working in an industry that most consumers kinda loathe, maaaaaybe don’t say that sort of thing online ? Lol. 

would it kill you to watch it?

Unidentified Alternate Popstar.

Thanks for the writeup. Last year Jalopnik wrote that we should make the show weirder and we listened. It gets weird!

And this people is why we cant have nice things. When it started Uber was a side gig for people that already have jobs to make a few bucks on the side. Then a bunch of people decided to do it full time and bitch about how the system doesn’t work as they assume it should. Uber/Lyft didnt do anything to discourage this…

I can’t believe it...

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

but then how will your body process all that sweet sweet Rich Energy?

all 7 people in america who would recognize him will be very upset. lol

Joule thief!

But it helps.

plight.

I’m gonna call it fair game on the grounds that Patrick is making fun of what are clearly stylistic choices made by Storey, not inherent physical characteristics.

He looks more like a young Rick Rubin to me.

End of Storey.

Those folks look to be going WAY too hot through traffic. I’m not saying lane splitting makes you invincible! 

This reminds me of one of my favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes:

The lecture I get from the guys at Discount Tire when I just want to change one tire. I'm sure they could have bought 3 and got the 4th free plus the rebate. Sure you end up paying for disposal, balancing and all that but it's worth it.

“...Despite the purported coolness of the fridge, my drink was surprisingly warm. Not just lukewarm, more like yeah-this-has-been-sitting-in-the-sun warm...”

“To anyone who ever believed Elon Musk’s bullshit: you’ve been had.”