Serious Question: Why did Lutz have to use a microphone and PA to talk to 8 people all within 5 feet of him?

Well, for a dog, yes.

I would still go and break the window and rescue the kids. The local paper would call me a hero and I’d get on Jalopnik and life would be awesome. When pressed about “didn’t you know Tesla’s save kid’s lives by keeping cars cool now?” I’d reply with “My Bad”.

I’m pretty sure that the issue occurred when the helicopter hit the water.

Well, technically, he IS a five time champion. Its just that he is also a seven time champion. Similar logic as Mitch Hedberg... “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too”

Yes. There actually are. In and around Alameda, CA

“Is that even a question.” or “Is that even a question?” or “Is that even a question!”

Nemecheck clearly when to the Mosport School of Max Papis...

The wall was not the issue... its what happened right before that when he pushed him from the rear and turned him left in the last corner (which was turning right). That is the move that every other race series on the planet would have taken issue with. The wall was just icing on the cake after he pushed the leader…

Was this her boyfriend’s homework?

Delayed, but not “Thwarted”. Zuckerberg is not one to be thwarted. Practically unthwartable.

How funny. I’m bad at the reading thing. :)

Not if you like to ski & snowboard lots of varied terrain, kayak, boat on Tahoe, and want a smaller town. Not if you don’t want months of over 100 degrees weather. And not if you don’t want your kids surrounded by a sex driven culture. Vegas has a lot going for it too, but far from a no brainer.

Reno has a long, long way to go, but the progress away from the piss-hole described by many in comments had been dramatic. Kayak parks, proximity to Lake Tahoe, direct flights in to Reno-Tahoe to go ski Squaw Alpine, brew pubs, distilleries, year round Burning Man inspired art and maker scene, food, cycling are all…

Once again, this reaffirms my decision not to start a business that makes explosives that are supposed to go off right in front of peoples faces.

1) You can open the far door when your wife/kids has her hands full and you are already in the car

1) To those that question how cool automatic doors are, try them before passing judgement. They are dang cool and come in handy in a ton of scenarios. (Although, I respect that passing judgment on the internet without first hand knowledge is super fun)

Maybe he is waiting for a french girl to fix it for him?

Does it, you know, turn? “Beating” a sports car should involve turning every now and again. Beating a sports car in a drag race is like... well... we Jalop’s should not need a simile for that.

Technically they are in South Dakota. Better? Worse?