It’s because UFC is not a sports organization, it’s an entertainment org. built around a sport.

What worked exactly?

Umm.. it’s not that people think OW is immune to criticism. Your “troll job” was just very random and didn’t make sense. Your troll job is basically this:

Subban and Kessel are both stars earning big money and were considered toxic by their teams. Teams that felt the “toxic” players needed to be expelled in order to win a cup. Said players go on to win a cup (well not in Subban’s case yet....?).

Why do handles have to be inspired or creative?

You do.

So this is what a shitpost looks like.

I really wish The Big Bang Theory would die. If I have to hear from a middle aged woman with a bob haircut that her son is “just like Sheldon Cooper!” one more time, I’m going to shit my pants.

“I’m pretty sure you’ll probably be 100 percent fine hopefully... maybe!”

“Fuck you we can do it”

Sounds like a normal Oilers game.

What are you on about?

Wow. You missed the point entirely.

I feel like you are under the impression that the Oilers were intentionally tanking.

It’s a shame the Oilers should have won 6 games instead of 5.

Wow I can’t believe you forgot the most damning, convincing piece of evidence against her....

“The notion that sexual arousal causes the heart rate and blood pressure to rise is something that’s a well documented fact; however, in actuality, sexual arousal and bloody noses have no direct connection.”

Lesser of two evils?

You’re right, he’s not your dog because you abandoned him after learning he’s not as good as you thought it was.

Are you intentionally being obtuse?