Amazing how we can create physical contraptions that represent such insane math. 

Going to the other end of it, if you could somehow turn the last gear (you can’t, not enough force in the universe even if the machine didn’t explode first) so it was making one turn an hour, the tenth to last gear would be exceeding the speed of light before you even considered the other 90 gears!

Men appear to be more at risk of both contracting and dying from COVID-19

and, the major center of the Seattle outbreak has been in a community of elderly people, those most at risk from COVID-19.

Sure... but 6 people died in Seattle out of 18 recorded cases. 

He is getting Mexico to pay for it too! He is best at the art of deals

Americans have all those pre-existing medical conditions in spades. Decades of government deregulation and a non-centralized health system has seen to that.

#ThoughtsAndPrayers

Some fools are hoarding masks. Me? I’ve been hoarding lungs.

Sure, but the real cure will be a massive fiscal stimulus package and maximum interest rate cuts to keep the stock market afloat through November!

Luckily Trump said we can just use the flu vaccine that we already have, and we’ll have a specific vaccine in just a couple months. No worries... The best people are in charge.

You mean the same US that had the CDC’s budget cut as well as getting rid of the people who knew how to fight this?  All because an impeached orange asshat doesn’t need science?

Maybe, maybe not, but I think we can all agree that it makes sense to approach this with extreme caution and do whatever it takes to keep the spread limited. If only the Trump administration made the CDC and NIH and Public Health Service priorities, but that wall and those F-35s aren’t going to pay for themselves.

It’s going to be interesting and potentially really scary how this plays out. the flu has an R0 of 1.3 with a death rate of .05-.1%. COVID-19's R0 is averaging at just shy of 3.3 with a death rate of 2-3%? 

Gizmodo has been “covering” this heavily. So why is there nothing here about the known incubation period being at least 24 days (the longest verified), which is 10 days more than the recommended quarantine period?

Oh good- it’s nice when White Nationalists self identify.

Google doesn’t care if the US turns into a dictatorship as long as it’s making money. 

And yet, here you are.

Who’s the dumbass standing to the front left of the photo, and why does it look like he’s shitting his pants at the moment the picture was taken?

Then it’ll fit in with TV, radio, newspapers, the majority of the internet, and, probably, our country.

So sad. This is not a good time for a generation ship of Betelgeusean refugees to reach the Earth.