Wondering is fine. Wondering is the first step in learning. These people straight up claiming that she’s uttering gibberish are just ignorant.

Always liked Oswalt. Really wish for nothing but the best for him.

I don’t recall Radiohead ever not being a mom band.

I spent my birthday with people who weren’t paid to hang out with me. Sorry, Kylie.

Oh man I’d wear this!

If you’re 8.

Yeah that’s not my picture I don’t even have kids. It was just to demonstrate using the ribbons to keep a pool noodle in place on table legs/corners.

It has multiple stories so the total square feet of floor space will be almost 2.5X the footprint.

I just got an email that PayPal is settling a class action lawsuit. Dude owes me $250.

For the heavy sun exposure activities I just use diaper cream. The best sunscreens are the zinc oxide based ones and they contain something like less than 5% of it. I use this stuff I got at the hospital but is available in any drug store. 20% zinc oxide. Mix it with a dob of my favorite moisturizer and I’m good to…

There is “normal” curating. It’s what we did before/off FB. We tidy up the house before company comes over, we use our news anchor voice when answering the phone, we wait until we’re in the car to yell at the kids. Things we do to present ourselves as a little “better” than what we are. It’s normal for that to also be…

The couple that comes to mind for me, I know for a fact that one of them is very concerned with appearances and has their fair share insecurities. Part of that is stemming from the fact that their partner had an affair and now must participate in the other one’s FB displays of affection to keep the peace. It’s very…

Hot glue works. I made an ornament wreath and used it to hold the noodle into a circle shape. You can also tie them in place. Something like this:

I can’t stand it when there are rugs in bathrooms but this is nightmare material. I’d probably just go in the bathtub.

You know what it is.

I grew up in Portland. It’s not that much fun after about age 16.

It’s literally called Social Media.

Me too! Is it possible to have positive Daddy issues? I’m so confused.