I’m in California and I don’t meet the requirements to donate blood anyway. Didn’t know what else to do so I used Amazon Prime to send drinks and snacks to one of the blood banks per their request.

Jezebel and the sister sites are among the handful of pages where I disable my ad blocker. True love on the internet in 2016.

Between this and the beastiality ruling I’m enjoying getting to make some jokes at my Canadian fiance for once before I go back to be ashamed of our whole you know, Drumpf thing.

Mama bear and mama human are the best part of this. Both have way more patience than I ever will.

Can we place “Stanford Swimmer” with “Convicted Rapist”?

When I bought my house it was touted as coming with “all brand new appliances!”. Which was true. But they were all the cheapest models available, including the Frigidaire dishwasher that only has the spinner jet on the bottom. I hate being wasteful and buying a new dishwasher when the one I have technically works like…

Didn’t know you spoke for all of us. Thanks.

I think you’re confusing “normalised” with “able to receive treatment”. It’s a sickness. The goal is for the mental health community to accept pedophilia for what it is - a mental disorder. Those who act out on their thoughts should definitely be punished to the full extent of the law. But those who desperately want…

I had an ex who always said he hated coffee, even the smell of it. He told me once if I tried to kiss him after I’d had coffee he’d vomit in my mouth. I’m from Seattle and he was from London so we were very divided on our caffeinated beverages of choice. I’d always tell him he just hadn’t had *good* coffee and…

I choose to believe then that I bruise easily because I’m pretty athletic. Cuts scab and heal crazy fast so I doubt it’s a blood clotting issue. Things like sitting on the edge of the bed (metal frame), knee tapping the underside of my desk (I can’t ever be still) and the dogs walking on my legs cause bruises. I’ve…

This here. They’ve definitely paid for themselves already. Can do bigger loads which means we’re doing less laundry loads and that is worth it alone for us. Sometimes I don’t even use any detergent, just a half a cup of plain white vinegar. Also, we built a pedestal in a day out of the scraps from a deck project. We…

I may be wrong, but I just assumed she was a fan of Adventure Time.

Isn’t this just Pinterest and every SAHM blog?

I just reinforced Expedit/Kallax units with wood glue and a bunch of T brackets. And braced them to the wall. They’re rated for 29lbs per cube but I’ve had them holding closer to 40lbs per cube with records and books with no problems.

Ugh. Paul Bettany was LAMINATED. Gotta make a new card now.

We need your playlist!

Hey be careful. If you have a window made of glass, someone walking by may notice that and decide to break it, enter your home, kill you, remove your face, wear it over their own face and steal your identity.

I don’t believe something is better just because it’s old school or natural. But I inherited my grandmother’s hand crank mill. It clamps to my kitchen counter and looks pretty cool, but it also is why I make some great bread. Wheatberries (which btw keep basically forever) get turned into flour in minutes and from…

Yeah. I get for people who are recent converts that may miss that aspect this would fill a void. But for most, especially those who have been veg for a long time, that’s gonna be very off putting.

When I run I just wear a long sleeve compression top. At the gym yeah, I go double bra. No wires. My running bounce is nill, but I could definitely see trying this for the gym.