Ugh his moving is so awkward. Such a try hard. Shh pretty thing, just stand there.

Me too!

I’ve never been into jewelry. Not “real jewelry”. I’ll wear the $6 earrings from Forever 21 and a funny cat necklace or some beaded bracelet my niece made at summer camp. But aside from those tiny birthstone earrings my ajumma got me for my 9th birthday I’ve never owned anything you’d call jewelry. I’ve explicitly let…

My name is Athena. My older brother couldn’t pronounce it and so he called me Uh-Teenka. Which became Tinka. I am Tinka to my family and close friends 90% of the time. I’m getting to the age where it’s embarrassing.

Hi I’m Athena. Yes like the Goddess. Yes I have heard that line before. Goodbye.

This is going to be me. My fiance doesn’t even have evidence that I poop except for science. And I’m going to try and make sure it stays that way.

My fiance who I’ve been dating for two years finally ripped one in front of me. We stumbled into our Vegas hotel room at 4am and were exhausted and gross and it just happened while he was undressing. He was so mortified and I laughed until I literally vomited on the bed. He still hasn’t heard me toot though.

Jesus I wish. I always wind up with the sort of guys who *want* to have talks about where the relationship is/going and their “feelings” and shit. The more he claims to not be that type of guy in the beginning of the relationship, the worse it will be.

I kind of miss the good ol’ days when I was completely ignorant to celebrities’ idiocy/bigotry/jerkocity. Now when one them has their true colors revealed I can no longer enjoy watching their movies and shows, no matter how much I’d like to.

Eh, Jr was defending dad on Twitter.

I could believe it if there visible drawers nearby. My desk surface is pristine because giant drawers.

...are those Ikea frames with the original filler paper still in them?