Nothing funnier than making fun of a guy who got murdered hours after that pic was taken.

just here to say how much I loathe the new intentional walk rule

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

Nobody hates Northwestern. You don’t hate Northwestern. Just because Magary wrote a column on it doesn’t make it a thing. It would’ve been kinda cool had they won.

I think we have to call it TWO huge boners because that last fucking shot selection was horrible. They’d basically been getting easy layups for the last few possessions, and you bomb a three from like 4 ft behind the arc with time left on the shot clock?? What the hell are you doing?

Holy shit, what a bad taek

First, the hogs are taken to the rendering plant. Then, after all the good parts are parceled out, the rest gets canned as Spam.

I suggested Rob Manfred Is A Fucking Terrorist for the headline but Redford is his own man.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Imagine how disgusted all of his hookers must get when he’s rutting around on top of them. The stench of throat nuggets coated on Campbell’s cream of shit soup surely deserves an extra c-note, right?

Oh I have such a shame. I allowed a genetically altered bin of NOXplode to bite an Abercrombie & Fitch cable knit sweater and now we have this apple smashing creature to deal with. I am so sorry.

Ha. Might want to look at that Reddit link again. While those guys sounds really tough, notice anything else about their discussion? Like the ‘status’ of the limb turning blue? Or maybe, “activating your knife and there ought to be an option to cauterize.” What about, “if you’ve got a bad bite wound it should always…

Yeah this is like Adam Richman and Anthony Bourdain, only they look worse and have swapped personalities. I’ll watch.

Husky and Starch

If it were close to a college game, it would actually have been entertaining. A standard NFL game is two teams punting back and forth from each other’s 40 yard line.

These are good baseball men.

I do not watch the NFL, but I will gleefully read every article about how fucked up and stupid the NFL is.*

What if we were already boycotting the NFL for other reasons?