Counter-counterpoint: he’s pretty mediocre, and you only think he’s good because United’s alternatives are Phil Jones and Chris Smalling.

Something about “don’t do nice things for folks expecting their gratitude. Do nice things to do nice things.”

If there’s a hell, may he spend eternity in the most horrific pit. If reincarnation holds to be true, may he come back as the particular species of tarantula used as a host to parasitic wasp larvae. Repeatedly.

Sometimes being an atheist sucks. It would be nice to imagine eternal suffering instead of the relative…

It’s important to remember his father partially built their vast fortune by building refineries in Nazi Germany and in the Soviet Union.  

I’m glad they did the experiment. Yes, it didn’t work, but that’s why it was an experiment. Some limitations were known - efficiency, sub-optimal sunlight, etc. Many of the variables were unknown - resin durability, tire noise, etc. The test was conducted, results derived. This is a win IMO.

And the problem with that is?

I swear much of the music industry nowadays only relies on the Stockholm Syndrome-like aspects of music theory: If you repeat something enough people will eventually love it. Which mumbling/fast talking through everything but your refrain also works towards.

Friends or as it is also known, White Living Single 

This was my recent I-suppose-the-internet-really-is-worth-it revelation:

Every time a Deadspin take insinuates than Man City was somehow screwed by a ticky tack VAR decision in the UCL, I’ll be here to stridently disagree. Kun was clearly offside and the ball only went to him because Bernardo significantly deflected Eriksen’s ill advised pass. Today was entirely different. VAR was…

Jackson:

HOAs are their own special circle of hell.

Removed of that particular detail, though, this story offers yet further proof that an awful lot of Americans (not all, as not all are either opportunistic hypocrites nor do all necessarily like American soldiers) are willing to scream “RESPECT OUR TROOPS” when it is…

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

“Paul feels robbed? Cry me a fuckin’ river. You know why he’s Rich, right?”
-Peter

A reminder to anyone who thinks the conservative movement is dying as the Boomer generation gets older. Vile people are raising their vile offspring to walk in their vile footsteps. They’re not going to stop, and they aren’t going to return to normalcy or decency or sanity or whatever, so about all you can do is make…

Does Darth Vader have mental illness? Does Thanos need therapy?

And considering the state of the country his presidency inherited from Bush, I’d say he did a damn fine job pulling it back from the brink. Of course, then America’s ‘voters’ went and promptly elected an anarchist who has thrown it back over a cliff, tied to an anvil and strapped to a nuke. Makin’ ‘Merica Great, all…

Also, considering President Obama had to deal with people accusing him of not really being American, a Muslim (which my counter always was “why the hell does it matter if he’s actually a Muslim? Catholic priests systematically raped children and covered it up, but I’m not going to judge a politician for being…

Did you ever try to line up against Champ, point across the field and yell, “HEY, WHAT’S THAT??? just before the snap?