I hope you get a cut of the ad revenue avalanche this SEO’d post will generate.

$6k for the whole experience sounds reasonable. Just wondering, how much $$$ in ad revenue did these blogs generate? Hope you get a cut of that.

This is great and all, but what happened with your super-econo-budget Wrangler idea I saw in a blog some time ago?

Totally unreasonable and coupled with a lack of any ingenuity, probably from lazy thinking. Glad to not know you.

Shout-out to my old high school history teacher, this brave man owned a 4 cylinder convertible ‘stang in teal.

Westbrook MVP Tour: The Surrender Cobra Road Show.

Is this small enough to be a carry-on?

Is this small enough to be a carry-on?

Also, today is my birthday and I want think that Jalopnik posted this just for me. Thank you!

This was my very first car, right down to the color and rims.

Torch, what happened to your Jeep-Wrangler-for-the-common-man concept you wrote about months ago? For some reason, this post reminded me of that.

I hope you get a cut!

Do you know how many hits this article will get from google searches? I’m thinking lots and lots.

That’s basically what I said.

It’s pretty clever because the hops reduce the distance the ball travels to the catcher by several inches which has the effect of reducing the reaction time of the batter.

Canadians are cordial. Which is very different than nice.

We’re fucked as a species.

Did you know that same wedge shape will give your pinewood derby racer an advantage due to how the starting gate lowers?

I wonder where the nearest rogue black hole is to our solar system. Sleep tight.

What’s the age limit if Trump decides to reinstate the draft?

Are we to assume any savings car makers get from deregulation will be passed on to consumers? Laugh out loud on internet.