2016 is all like “what?! he was 95!” but we all know better.

But some do! And they could carve out a foothold in that niche. And then that niche will grow! I CAN DREAM.

Imagine what would happen if some of the lesser-knowns started putting roofs over the trunks of their sedans and offered a stick or AWD if you wanted. Gosh.

Never change, Torchinsky.

Can we talk sometime about the Dodge Nitro?

Not a bad idea. But I can easily see how this could lead to officials just raising their hands instead of throwing flags because it would absolve them from having to make a decision which would then probably lead to officials just raising their hands all the time on nearly every play because pretty much every play has…

Gosh.

Yeah, the drive is bucket-list stuff.

Can I make you some cookies or something? Mondays, huh?

I guess there are just some people in this world that have thoughts and opinions on things that are different than yours. (But I get what you’re saying.)

In the context I provided to you and especially on Jalopnik, the ultimate site devoted to the wonder and variety of all things mechanically propelled, my answer is: because.

I flew out to San Francisco for my cousin’s wedding in September and thought it’d be cool to get a Mustang convertible and drive up and down Big Sur while I was there until literally every 5th person on highway 1 had the same fucking idea.

Very glad tennis is getting some play around here.

It’s clearly a cheat because it affects gear change schedules which only happen when you’re applying gas and in gear, not when it’s idling and parked in your driveway on a cold morning.

How about paint as an option? Like, you could order the thing unpainted for even more savings. I’ve thought of a vehicle like this except in my mind it was always a small pickup platform that’s been stripped down to the bare essentials just like you’ve outlined here. It’s funny because I daily drive a Wrangler and…

I for one welcome our new Buffalo Bills quarterback.

‘Ring times would be more meaningful if the same driver rode in each car. This way, the variable talent level between each driver is mitigated.

Why can’t Goodell be more like Adam Silver? Like, what the fuck is his problem?

Is he? I really don’t know enough about him to tell if your being jocular.

Pretty much all of the “he’s spoiled” talk about Kaep or any reference to his money can be boiled down to the word uppity.