what

No, I only hate people with odd-numbered ages.

I hate children.

I see lots of people take one or two kids to school in a V10 Excursion. That’s pretty insane.

Obviously a Lamborghini

No, your heap of metal is not worth $3000, no matter what shade of yellow it once was. Or maybe that’s just oxidation.

Doug DeMurano. Now and forever.

Land-To-Air Nerf Projectiles

Oh come on! Nobody’s going to believe Howie Mandel’s a famous actor.

The new Acura NSX is coming out this year.

I’m sorry but this thing is far from being an electric go-kart. A carbon fibre monocoque, double wish-bone suspension, full body aero kit (they removed the rear wing for record attempt), Formula SAE is way more than some kids building a go-kart.

I’ve seen a bunch of Cobra race cars in person before, heck I even saw and heard a real GT40 once and there is no fucking way that the Koenigsegg is louder. None. Zero.

Be prepared.

Haha, idiot.

AND THIS IS WHY I’LL NEVER OWN ANOTHER GM PRODUCT.

A Lambo

Requires no oil.

Yup:

...my favorite shape for the pony car - ever. There, I said it.

Mercedes CLK GTR successor