Love it. Love the wood. Great car.

Damn, you got me with the second sentence this time.

When my dumbass mechanic broke off a water pump bolt in the block of my Fiat.

Went to a Midas yesterday to get some tires mounted up for my wife's 135i. They were the only place in town with a "walk-in" policy. The three guys standing around smoking in the mechanic bay all claimed that it would be very difficult for them to unmount the 40-series tires currently on the wheels and mount new ones.…

Like people who call “shotgun!”, but aren’t actually carrying a shotgun.

The one who screams to pull over when you’re running from the cops. That shit takes a lot of concentration, damnit. Don’t interfere

Where you park your G Wagen...

So, you could say Chevy's points have been recalled?

As someone who placed an order two weeks ago for one, I do agree. It is totally pointless for off roading. But I have a few off road trucks for that....my JK, my Raptor,a G550, and I am currently building a Portal Axel G class with a diesel....this isn't for the off road. This is purely because I want a G wagen with…

Unless they have a second set hiding underneath

If you're spending the money on this thing, MPG isn't a concern to you.

All those anthropology-majoring millenials had to find jobs as social media consultants somewhere...

Save us, Tax the Rich.

Does it have Coors Light?

It's like the Jalop staffers have no idea!

I can now claim that when I drive on Video games, I'm just emulating Parnelli Jones!!! There isn't an infield I am afraid to use.

Pretty sure that's a Lambo, dude

This is a brilliant move by Mercedes. Lewis will soon become intimately familiar with Ferrari reliability and never leave.

I'd wager that no frame damage is present, as it looks like a pretty cut and dry sideswipe.

Also scary, but for different reasons...