Or it could have 2992 horsepower for its 2992 'Murican units of weight.

Not completely unharmed, he did get scratched.

There's no video, but this is how it had to happen:

My personal favorite:

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I hate when people say FWD is four wheel drive when it really means Front Wheel Drive.

Does not Automatically start a party

"This thing has more nice touches than a night with a masseuse"

beer #3 I also watched Indianapolis 500 practice. Twas a good flight

Because You Could Be Taking Razor Blades to People's Brains. I hear ya man.

They just wanted to spare people from having to witness the terrible car-nage.