it's Purdue University, Omar. Perdue raises chickens.

Or it could have 2992 horsepower for its 2992 'Murican units of weight.

Not completely unharmed, he did get scratched.

There's no video, but this is how it had to happen:

My personal favorite:

Oh no, now I just noticed that Spotify's lines were never centered in the logo and it's all I can fixate on.

Android has had retina iMacs for years.

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I hate when people say FWD is four wheel drive when it really means Front Wheel Drive.

Does not Automatically start a party

"This thing has more nice touches than a night with a masseuse"

what kind of cat is a yosemite

beer #3 I also watched Indianapolis 500 practice. Twas a good flight

Because You Could Be Taking Razor Blades to People's Brains. I hear ya man.

They just wanted to spare people from having to witness the terrible car-nage.