This is a brilliant send-up of a junior college Film 101 term paper. It misses no cliche, drones on forever, rails against social injustice, and best of all, trashes a perfectly good film (the first “Rocky”) for its failure to be the film the author would have made instead. Add in the obligatory allusions to Brando,…

So can we be clear-deadspin hates white people and will do everything possible to disparage them. This is a chamber of echoes and no debate is tolerated.

Jesus Christ, guys, it’s a little thing called *zone defense*. Harden found his spot and defended it. Is it his fault the other four guys on his team were late finding their spots?

Really? We have to respond to an obvious joke based on Humphries, Odom, and now Harden all experiencing basketball issues directly after dating a Kardashian as if it’s not an obvious joke?

You’re talking to a lot of lawyers, more or less.

Actually didn’t the article say the only “fake” part of the picture is the telephone pole. I think it’s a forced perspective shot