winner +1

If it ain't broke don't fix it. I have yet to see a doctor. So as far as I'm concerned, I am healthy as an OX.

With 7 days left its safe to assume it will raise... at least thats how my auctions has been since I have been a member.

BRILLIANT!

Asking a cop if he's a cop and think he needs to answer truthfully.

Take it as an opportunity to improve your abilities.

Things people say on COD servers after losing.

Amazing the years of dedication he put into this trolling.

Yea.. Untill he tries to get a job.

Owning a gun permit isn't the same as owning a gun. Just like I am permitted to drive a forklift, but I don't own a forklift.

Whats the weight limit on one of these?

Exactly. I wouldn't have thought of the same thing to say... but if I did, I would of said it.

Misleading headline is.... Misleading. Drove it out of there like a sir.

He should do this in Texas.

My thoughts exactly, hahaha.

Im sure its not that extreme, but perhaps you could't ejaculate unless something in the form of lesbianism was going on. If that was the only pornography you been watching.

santa crawl/pub crawl during xmas month...

Doesn't it also depend on what material you use when you masterbate? For example if you like to watch some extremely hardcore stuff, and you do so quite often. You wont be able to ejaculate unless you're doing some form of what you have been accustomed to ejaculate to?

If I had a nickle for EVERY time I said this to myself. I would probably have about $1.

Yea. Clicked on it from Gawker. Now go troll somewhere else little boy. Stop wasting that little intelligence you have on the internet. You might want to pick up a book and learn something every once in a while.