This has Duke lacrosse screw-up written all over it. Shame on gawker media for crucifying this kid before all the facts are known. Gawker have another check ready?

Whipping Boy? That’s fine, as long as he uses a safe word.

I enjoy the NCAA taking a harder stance on a leaked bracket than they ever did when a major program committed widespread academic fraud and basically made up a major.

As I read it, you need to draw a 4-sided box that encompasses both/all of the taillight(s) as tightly as possible. The lit surface of the light must fill at least 60% of that box.

Can someone explain that thing in English?

If for no other reason because it hasn't been raised in more than two decades and USs road infrastructure is quite literally crumbling as a result.

This reeks of an “attempted” sale aimed at placating an upset wife, but where he doesn’t actually want to sell it. There’s no way he actually believes he’ll get $35k for this thing.

I still remember the videos after 9/11 of tens of thousands of Iranians flooding the streets to perform a candlelight vigil in honor of the dead. The Iranian people, who seem surprisingly progressive and educated, are not well represented by their leaders. Reopening Iran to the west can only have a positive effect…

Oh good, glad we really stuck it to those big banks with those hefty fines...oh wait.

Regarding the towels: They make these things called bath sheets which are actually towels but they’re bigger. They’re about 6‘ long versus the regular 4' nonsense you get from a regular towel. If you’re a man over 5'10 and aren’t using bath sheets you are doing things wrong either because you’re using a baby towel or…

Bath towels? Eh, who needs ‘em!

You sound as if you have never been in an adult relationship. She can’t have guests over that might see your beach towel hanging in the bathroom! It has to match the hand towels!

she refuses to let me continue the usage of my beach towels

So basically VW is making sure the justice department knows that if they fine VW an amount that is meaningful, VW will make sure it hurts the US economy by cutting a significant amounts of jobs. Awesome.

1st gear:

So they’re blackmailing every nation that has a VW factory? Fuck that noise. The factory workers builds the cars that the company makes profit off of. If anything, the pay cuts and recompensation need to come from the management that fostered this situation, including re-couping executive pays of Peich and…

Can the Europlate fad die already? We get it, you can come up with some quasi-clever word with a bunch of umlauts.

go for a part fuckin hell. put the driveshaft in the bed kick it in 4 hi and drive away as a fwd

Yeah, but the stalker has announced that Erin Andrews is appealing.

$55 million is just an estimate. They actually awarded her points.

Where’s that asshole who was replying to everyone last week about how Andrews was going to lose badly? Come hang out!