I can: Any Jag that has depreciated to $15,000.

There was that one time when Kermit Washington broke Rudy Tomjanovich’s face.

Detecting rising levels of seismic activity. Possible hypothesis: major disruption in the mental stability of Porsche purists. Similar activity has been recorded previously, see Porsche 996 and 991.

You can’t one the lotto, it costs two.

Rent a Nissan Leaf and compare it to the Aston.

“Stop me if already you have heard joke.

A federal benchmark for safety requirements and universal emissions / tax / quality requirements as a foundation for States to then build off of is not a dumb idea. In fact, it’s the current way in which the government regulates automobiles — autonomous cars just a have a few more challenges to face.

Well it’s only got 3 stars on Amazon, so Imma wait for the Pak-FA instead

God dammed spare tire is still in the bed of the truck...

This truck is stupid, designed for rich dude-bros who will never use it as intended. Its a codpiece for the Affliction t-shirt wearer. Its a cynical cash grab from Ford.

Burfict clearly watches Brown miss the ball and then lowers his shoulder to tag the defenseless receiver as he passes. It doesn’t appear that he was aiming for Brown’s head, nor did he use his own as a weapon, but absolutely went out of his way to try to make an “unsportsmanlike” hit, and the consequence was a…

Until you directly declared that the race card was on the table, I had no idea it was there.

She’s crying because the trash she threw didn’t hit anyone

Meh, the National Review is a pretty biased source. As is the USMC, to be honest.

The pride of Renton, Washington!

“Think of it this way, they’re not punishing people for driving a competition vehicle, they’re just rewarding those that buy the products they make.”

That’s right, because a dealership isn’t going to do anything except pass along services from the OEM. Because a franchise should invest nothing in order to make the customers experience better, or in order to retain customers, unless the OEM pays them to do so.

Precisely. The company is up to some shady practices, but this doesn’t even register as one.

And then you won’t be able to grab an uber on a busy night, just like a taxi!