I’m on the edge of my seat, constantly refreshing my Cyber Dust account.

What is that douche canoe laughing at? He couldnt do anything in Dallas or Houston.

Fuck ya Mark, show those cocksuckers who report the scores and call Rick Carlisle a genius. But seriously, as a Dallas resident, I love this. Just do whatever you want Cuban.

Hey, they only have a few more days to earn rubles on this election before they have to find a new assignment.

The sad part is Hillary was up 3-1 in Ohio at one point.

He should threaten to go back to Miami if Hillary loses Ohio.

Finally! A liar’s pants were literally on fire.

From that NYT article…

Fuck. Do you know how many twitter battles I’ve tried to start with that assclown? Another gigantic failure.

The Trumpanzees didn’t like his sign so they attacked him. The Secret Service pretty much rescued him from these Nazi wannabes. Oh, and FBI Director Comey issued a “oh never mind about those emails” letter.

Two days and a wake up

Unfortunately, a lifetime spent in the pits of Hell has rendered Bannon impervious to fire…

♫ Liar, liar, pants on fire ♫

As he glowered at the larger plane

I’m not sure they are that smart. Mostly likely one of them shouted “get the gun!” because they wanted to shoot the protester.

The DNC did not pick Clinton; the primary voters did by 3 or 4 million votes.

Nah, Trump would be the guy who says would have stopped the tsunami and saved everyone. Then say that the tsunami was caused by Hillary’s deleted emails, and why didn’t she stop it when she was a senator? And where was Obama during all of this? Was he taking a nap? Trump doesn’t take naps, not even at 3am, he’ll be…

She was not having a fun morning

Confused with their success, Cam Erving would soon restore order to the universe by getting ejected.

Roger Goodell just fined the Patriots for ‘encouraging other teams to employ trickiness.’