What are they? A way for the gym to pay as little money as possible for “equipment” while convincing you it’s cool so they can charge an exorbitant fee to use it.

If I were to try that glass etching thing on the right in the pic, I could use my savings on the Dremel to buy new wine glasses and band-aids to protect the damage to my hands from the broken glass.

If I were to try that glass etching thing on the right in the pic, I could use my savings on the Dremel to buy new…

This game was over before the first ball dropped.

I don’t know if I’m more upset by the callousness of the joke or the fact that I didn’t think of it first.

“Deadspin commenters: we destroy more people’s faith in humanity before noon on Monday than most sites do all week*”

Sorry, but the US SNES controller beats the Famicom controller. It’s the concave X and Y buttons. (Plus, personal opinion, but I like the color scheme better—I find the four-color scheme garish.)

You know what’s the real menace on the road that nobody wants to call attention to?

Governments will soon start providing Letters of Darque to would be privateers to go onto the Dark Web and hack foreign games.

can we start saying we live in the second golden age of piracy?

Can’t wait for the films in a few hundred years where all the PC pirates are romanticised as living life on the edge and having codes of honour, all with terrible Westcountry accents.

Yeah it will be interesting to see how they handle the Saturday-Wednesday-Saturday schedule with so little depth. If I’m Ranieri I’m not necessarily saying it out loud, but I’m thinking I might as well mail those crowded Premier League fixtures in and focus as much on Europe as I can. Who knows how long it may be…

And if you can’t realise that Japanese gaming has been in decline forever whilst other gaming markets are doing just fine you probably shouldn’t be mouthing off either. If the Japanese gaming market dies the rest will survive.

Why do we still care about what the Japanese are playing?

Here you go pal

As good as winning gold is for Brazil, it’s still a weak U-23 tournament. Put the current first team in an international tourney and they will get trounced again.

Not the shittiest French performance though

“I want to die quietly in my sleep, like my grandfather...not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.” - paraphrased

Pro Tip kids: never, ever fly on or for an airline that is not authorized to fly to the USA, Canada, or European Union.