Wuss

Jesus! Did he die?

How can cycling be a minority sport when it is the greatest at doping.

You mean the tax cheating, hand of godding, spitting on players, HGH and other drugs doping Messi. Yup well loved.

Wait! Bicycle kick Billy’s hatred of all things Real Madrid infects all you deadspin writers?

Like this:

You get my money Peekabusquet.

There are many um *different” people in the world.

And if you thought their birthrate was terrible already. Now they that VR women to screw with no exchange of body fluids. The extinction of Japan is nigh.

Are you a mustached chubby italian plumber?

If you actively contribute to a problem it is hypocritical to criticise it.

Makes sense now doesn’t it. They can’t win real life sports so they might as well try make believe sports with make believe athletes.

Hypocrisy

So you all against exploitation huh? Sure you typing this on your fancy smartphone made in some Chinese hell hole. Stop the hypocrisy.

Buddy or buddette this is the internet. The crazy land where you are never wrong no matter how wrong you are. So I demand you take back that apology for admitting wrongdoing.

Oh no! When you’re looking at him using your blue eyes is hueis slightly different i.e. non-white.

The results of semis and quarters does shows that real had a tougher challenge no? Almost went out to Wolfsburg. Scored 1 v Man Shitty. Atleti beat Barca 3-2. And let’s face it, Bayern has not been fearsome in Europe since Madrid whipped them.

Salty cules, nothing more. Yet they proudly claim the trophy after the scandal at stamford bridge.

Ronaldo was absent literally as in absent from the field because he was injured. Yes Ronaldo played key roles in both CL. Remember semis v Bayern. Or hattrick v Wolfsburg. Marcelo was at fault for Carasco’s goal as he was out of position.

One night stand you say. How does he manage to keep the herpes at bay?