Xbox in Japan. Surely you jest.

Household chores i.e. taking the garbage outside and talking to the trashcan cannot be considered a social life. You never had one to begin with so you’re losing nothing.

Heard that one as well. N64 was cart based to assist with load times, however, there was no space for all that fancy CG a la FFVII. However, with current horsepower, games use their engines for cinemas. Wonder what the comparative cost of storage is nowadays. Maybe carts may make sense at some point in the future.

Isn’t that how all the doctors are supposed to live? This is why everything is expensive. Human, fucking greed.

Liar. I know this is you:

That’s a pretty shitt rule change. They’re in the Europa league for a reason. If they can’t make it the regular way, no back doors should be given. Look at Sevilla par example. Superstars in Europa, garbage in CL.

From angle it can be forgiven. The true crime here is the keeper. He knew it was a goal, he should’ve at least said so.

Make some Japanese friends. I was lucky enough to make a few. Took them around on my side of the globe. After they returned, I was lucky enough for them to return the favour. No stress, no fuss.

By bug spray you mean kill the fuckers. I recommend

By bug spray you mean kill the fuckers. I recommend

Ooo. That’s mean.

Wait! Why? Shouldn’t the baby be the guinea pig. If they survive it, so will I.

Never saw the ticket. Lucky you

Only musical instrument I know that can make a variety of sounds AND smells.

Ah ha so that is the origin of bicycle kick billy. How this nut is still employed to write about footie is beyond me.

Murdering bastard!

Madrid played up or should I say down to the challenge of Man Shitty. You don’t have to go all out if you don’t need to considering they are still competing for a league title.

There are no easy teams in the knock out rounds of the CL. Man Ure didn’t make it so that more than proves my point.

It is too much to ask.

That was a pretty shitty card and very obvious to even those with half a brain who UEFA wanted to lift the CL. This has been the legacy of Barcelona in Europe. Controversy after controversy.

Deadspin your go to. I feel sorry for you.