F-420 with a 6.9 liter engine.

And we think you're dumb too, so it all works out!

There’s a greyscale version of this, and I want it.

I want a Autobahn in the US. But make it a very expensive Toll road to get on, like $50. Do this to keep the stupid moronic poor people, and tree hugging Prius drivers and just overall people whose cars just aren’t roadworthy enough for these speeds off. Make it a special license you have to apply for to be able to…

Even a stripped out truck is not going to be able to go fast enough in a straight line for this sort of thing.

I’m sorry your mother didn’t hug you as a child, keyboard misogynist.

Is there a point at which adding more fuel ceases to increase efficiency? I mean, the more you add, the longer you have to haul the fuel weight for the majority of the run. I know there’s a curve for this with both airplanes and rockets - it stands to reason that there may be one for cars as well, but I don’t know if…

How’d he go 27 hours without playing Lacrosse? 

Jezebel’s down the hall, crybaby.

Seriously. When we hit up a rest stop my wife changes the baby and I run in and grab food while we are filling up. If we’re not ready to go as soon as the pump clicks off, I consider the stop a complete failure.

BITCH BITCH BITCH

Absolutely this. I put 14k miles on my 2003 Viper in just 2 years, and that was in Michigan. I had zero issues with it, and had the absolute time of my life. This is the way to go, and you wont lose a penny when you go to sell it if you buy one with some miles on it already (which is where $35k or less puts you). It…

Foul lingo! Thank you so much

“We go to war with the kinja we have not the kinja we wish we had.”

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Honestly, this blog post has far too much sports-adjacent content, IMO. Needs less sports.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

There’s a Faith No More book out now too which I still haven’t read. I’ll take FNM over RHCP any day of the week, and twice on Sundays.