I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

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Med10crity

You’re close, but I think id10t is a better fit here.

I don’t know what I was expecting when I read the headline. Really. Maybe I was starting from the place that there is no reasonable defense of Paterno and his inaction. And so anything would seem insane to me. Maybe I was expecting “well, Paterno was also a super devout Catholic so kiddie-diddling by an authority…

I’ve often maintained that both him and Steven Pinker intentionally maintain their ludicrous hairstyles because it’s all part of their cosplaying as an intellectual, and they’re both so dumb to think that “well, Einstein had crazy hair, so obviously crazy hair is necessary to be a genius!” It’s like when Rick Perry…

IT’S A TRAP!

This is not the van you’r looking for! CP! 

Blind Melon is a good choice for most underrated. They are considered a one-hit wonder, so people know of them, but their other songs get zero attention. It’s a shame because Soup is a fuckin awesome album start to finish.

Nah. Young muppet-drummer Dave Grohl is vastly preferable to smug jillionaire elder statesman Bonoesque old Dave Grohl.

Violent Femmes were more of an 80s band tho? I loved them in high school and recently played some records for my wife, and... wow, there was some problematic lyrics to say the least.

Responding to this comment so it will rise above all the comments mansplaining my article back to me. Also, thank you.

Yeah, but that’s deliberately using passive voice to obfuscate blame. Football should basically be the opposite, you want action emphasized.

“Utilize.”  What’s wrong with “use?”

I think we’re missing the boat on Blind Melon, mainly because of the untimely death, guitar noodling, drug-influenced lyrics, scatting, aimless musical direction...

Cop-speak is weird everywhere in the world (at least in Engish-speaking countries). They tend to use odd tenses, always use inappropriate passive voice and just generally sound like a really dumb person trying to sound smart

And you have to pay a lot to cross the Skyway. I think it’s still free to cross into Wisconsin on 94 (though not 90). And the Mars Cheese Castle...it is holy ground for my fat Midwestern family.

The “overspeak” is rampant among cops too. “Apprehended the perpetrator,” etc. From there it’s smooth sailing to “officer-involved incident resulting in shots expelled from firearm, resulting in expiration of single civilian by causes unknown at this point in time.”

Driving to Wisconsin from Illinois is exciting because Wisconsin is a fun state to visit for a weekend. There’s lakes, binge drinking, CHEEEESE, all the things you could really need to take a break from IL. Take the skyway into Indiana and see if you feel that same excitement...cause guess what, you don’t. You’re…

Deadspin needs more women writers.