Posted this in reply to Pete’s first comment, but Kinja seems to have eaten it.

This is precisely why I just put $10k into rebuilding the motor in my 2007 Legacy GT wagon. I couldn’t find something equivalent or better for any reasonable price, so I’m pretty sure I’ll be rebuilding the motor again in another 10 years...

I went to undergrad with some jerkoff named Timothy McVay. There was an audible gasp from the crowd when his name was announced at commencement.

Peru!

If your Chic-Fil-A experience isn’t just an orgy of sauces, you’re doing it wrong.

The best things (it felt wrong to call them “food”) to eat while high are Cherry Airheads and Original Starbursts. And the Airheads are best when purchased individually, not part of a variety pack*, and the Starbursts are better when purchased in the standard cuboid foil wrapping, not as part of a larger bulk package.

It only goes down the drain after performing a delicate maneuver called the Waffle Stomp.

“You can go right after them with a scythe and/or halberd.”

I hope she poops her pants several times a week.

Get back on board. There’s nothing stopping you. There’s more old farts rolling around than you think.

Bruce Pearl is a terrible human being and I hope he shits his pants every day for the rest of his life.

These reasons are very similar to my reasoning for suggesting Iron Maiden when submitting the question, though Bruce Dickinson is merely an ace aviator...

I submitted that question, and here is my reasoning for picking Iron Maiden (which I included in the question, but which somehow didn’t pass editorial muster...):

I’m pretty sure it’s just going to be a mostly cosmetic “STi” with only the real improvement being some minor handling upgrades, not any additional power.

I just don’t understand why they won’t bring the Levorg over here, other than they’re stuck trying to be all things to all people instead of sticking with the niche customers that got them to where they are.

Nein!

Anyone looking for something to do on a Sunday afternoon in L.A. should check out the Automobile Driving Museum in El Segundo, just a little bit south of LAX (close enough that you could even do it on a long layover). It’s a great museum where the entire collection gets driven, with three or four cars available each…

I was thinking something along these lines - perhaps a Chrysler LHS of that era?

Agreed 100%. There’s a very slim chance that I will pay to watch this shitshow, but if I do, a large portion of my money should go to Mr. Farrell, as there was no chance that I would have paid prior to reading this article.

Oddly satisfying? Or unnecessarily annoying because the photographer didn’t rotate his phone to better capture what was obviously going to be a horizontally-oriented event?