I’ve got no answers for you, but you’re not alone. We’ve resorted to buying cheap $10 Chinese asbestos-filled pillows in bulk and just tossing them in the garbage every month or so.

The name of the restaurant is actually “Texas Road Whore.”

Fun fact: it you watch it with subtitles, you’ll learn of a competing viewpoint/Fake News that Pizza Hut actually won the Fast Food Wars.

Jimmy John Liautaud is a dirty hemorrhoid hanging out the asshole of humanity.