I really hope that, if offered, Warren turns down a VP slot; she deserves far better.

I don't think a single of these worked as well as their original endings.

Pssst, I think the OP is referring to the commentariat, not you.

People will find anything to complain about. Anything.

Wait, there’s a controversy over a brown person playing a brown person... because of movie prosthetic? Did you see David Morse as George Washington in John Adams? I cringed thinking people were making dumb hay over Saldana being of South American descent. But this is just...weird.

I have done Bernie Sanders the favor of hiding any Bernie Bros in my facebook or twitter so that I can make reasonable decisions about the election without feeling like I want to punch Bernie supporters* straight in the taint.

Saying that Kylo Ren is emo feels redundant.

If we’re going to start counting candidate’s lies... he’s still the most honest politician running for office, so go fuck yourself Debbie.

Ok, Debbie

Sanders still the most honest politician running for office.

1. Open primaries.

Poor nerds. They got picked on the whole time bullying was considered good clean fun and then rose to power just in time everyone to start mocking the people up top. They just can’t win.