Lutz is the complete opposite of a “scared-old-man.” Think more like “salty seasoned automotive veteran” who has seen many car companies come and go.

No, Michael.

I would agree with you, up until the F-type, which is a proper Jaaaaag.

Hokay then dude. I’m sure you would be rejoicing If that was your car -which I’m sure is waaaaay more special than a “meh” Jaguar - that this happened to.

Man... I’d have vomited on the spot after seeing that if I was the owner. Even now it makes me slightly nauseous.

Labrador retrievers?

Yeah to have a system like that with NO safety is highly suspect.

Effed Type.

This. Light sensors have been used for decades. Something about this story is weird from a mechanical standpoint.

There should’ve been a system that makes sure that if anything is in the path of the mechanism, it should stop. I blame everyone but I assign the majority of it on the manufacturer because my $100 garage door opener has sensors to make sure I don’t crush my dog or bag of groceries.

A Jaaag owner, not parked within the confines of the designated area? First time for everything, I guess!

Right we need a law that will make nearly every adult a law breaker! While we are at it, let’s lower the speedlimit to 25...

How exactly will you know that?

For how long are you unable to drive, exactly?

Yeah, because most women who work don’t pull this shit.

Stay safe, stay warm, stay loud.

The guy clearly made an awful mistake, and will pay a heavy price. I get that. But I do think there is a measure here of disproportionate sentencing.

Your straight-edge neighbors are worried you’re going to break into their garage and steal shit.

Shut up.