The pointy fingers are so distracting.

It’s hard to look at all her hand motions. She is this close to voguing.

Blac Chyna is blessing this family with the only name heir. I hope she has a son and I hope she names him Paris. haha

She’s right. We absolutely, 100% SHOULD have cameras in the Supreme Court, the feed should be broadcast on CSPAN, as citizens we deserve complete and total transparency.

Not reverse.

Bananas bind the stool and pull water out of it, which is why you eat them when you have diarrhea. When you eat 51 of them a day, I’m pretty sure that shit would be harder than a diamond.

Can we do this for 500 days like Gawker did with that vapid blonde lady? This seems way more fun.

like, a totally chill, super benevolent dictator

JAY: Baby you’re never late. You’re more on time than Ashanti.

Angie, Angie. If they cheat on somebody with you, they will cheat on you with somebody else.

Officially? I believe Soon Yi was a legal adult when the affair was discovered (like 19 or 20). And that’s about as much “fact” as anyone can pin on this whole situation. From there, it gets vague and complicated and there’s a lot of grey area. Technically, he didn’t do anything illegal with Soon Yi. (The Dylan…

According to this memorable and fascinating digest of the whole family, Mia Farrow and her family alternately told interviewers she was learning disabled and too dumb to know what she was doing with Woody and that she was a sociopath who seduced Allen? It sounds like she’s been surrounded by assholes her whole life.

You’re saying how you changed her. How has she changed you?

Lovato is that girl we all know who tries to always come across as the innocent victim, when really she’s the most passive-aggressive drama queen ever. See: her stay in rehab to allegedly deal with an eating disorder and being bullied, when it turns out she was a raging cokehead mean girl bully herself.

When Kris dropped the 72 days comment I mentally pumped my fist in the air. Seriously, they crap all over her but look at the crazy circuses they've put on!

Bruce was a terrible, mean parent and Caitlyn is an even worse. Sending verbally abusive text to Khloe seems par for course.

This was an excellent episode and I was just waiting for this review! I think Kris has become so much more likable lately. When she called out the rest of her kids on their relationships, I was thrilled. Also, still think Caitlyn is an asshole.

That is absolutely the detail that makes me most uncomfortable. I can't imagine what my daughter would have to do for me to say she was dead to me. I can imagine saying "I will not speak with her until she does x,y, or z, but if she needs help getting out of her terrible situation, my door is always open." And if I…

Oh my goodness, Lark's story.

And that's why many of us believe Moses.