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kinjablowsdonkeydong

You lost me at 'make the car look good'.

Yet another Semi-Driver driving to fast or following too close and nearly killing someone. When are we going to implement existing technology to force truck drivers to obey the laws?

Yeah, he's dead. As Patrick's lengthy NINE sentence article states, he landed and body parts exploded all over covering men, women, children, mountain goats, and tiny baby kittens. It was awful. You could smell Monster Energy drink, fuel and an oder not unlike burning French fries for miles around.

Flipping awesome! I hope he has it in him to try again.

...I kinda like that.

Also fake rear air diffusers.

so the TT is the new Porsche 911...

So heard Caracas Venezuela is the murder and kidnapping capital of the world. Doesn't see SO bad.

Just came to say "fender vendor".

In Canada, you only get poutine road rage, which is to say not much of it.

They made an emergency landing near where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above-average.

ugh, I cringe every time I see one of these. Who the fuck thought this was a good looking car?

"I know."

I don't understand why these hybrids don't make like diesel-electric trains and the Hammerhead Eagle iThrust and have an internal combustion engine turn a generator that runs the electric motors.

Just don't lose it! There's no replacement for misplacement.

My favorite part "Hey, this pedal assembly won't fit now... where's that hammer?" SMASH SMASH SMASH

New new owner must not have seen the episode. They butchered the poor thing.

But how would I know? ...

Destino!