It would be a fair response to having microtransactions foisted on you after the fact.

Go ahead, Elmo. Software lock the range upgrade.

Are jailbroken Teslas going to become a thing? 

Dunking on crypto bros is like punching down on any other differently-abled group. You wouldn’t mock a blind kid for not being able to catch a ball!

When exactly did the government mandate the killing of small hatchbacks and sedans?

No, the manufacturers are run by shortsighted people who chase quarterly profits. The government didn’t have much at all to do with it.

The government didn’t mandate that Ford kill off all of its affordable offerings. Ford was simply following the cynical “build less, charge more” pricing model that a number of car manufacturers thought they could get away with in the wake of pandemic supply chain issues.

I promise there’s someone left off this list who was funnier than Jimmy Fallon.

Don’t worry, Elon is handling the marketing. And really starting to make some progress on the anti-Semite demographic.

Weirdest??

Elon is a fucking POS and you shouldn’t give him any of your hard earned money.

I’m inclined to agree, and historical reports have been limited by the range of our observation. Now, as we monitor more of the planets far corners, we see more ev

Can we stop it with these constant inflammatory stories?  Is someone from ALEC or some other oil company sponsored think tank writing them?  You’re creating FUD.

And commercial vacancy topped 20% for the first time in decades during 2023. So much wasted space. 

16 million empty houses in America.

Part of living in a society is having to do things you don’t 100% agree with for the good of everyone else. Getting vaccines. Wearing a mask when you get sick. Wearing your seatbelt. Wearing a goddamned helmet when you are riding a motorcycle.

If you’re a recently laid-off Stellantis worker, know that the complete uprooting of your life and cessation of your healthcare went to a good cause: Paying one guy more money.

Another location laid off all front-of-house staff

Liking cars, and wanting cars to be one option for transit that people can choose to use, or not use, are not mutually exclusive. If we had more non-car transit options available, we’d see less traffic for people that choose to drive, and when car ownership is not basically a requirement, we could see more fun and…

I’ve seen this same niwit complaint regularly since I started reading Jalopnik [mumble] years ago. If you want nothing but cheerleading pablum written to a fourth grade level you’ll find it somewhere else.