I’ve said it before, but Eli is white Aaron Brooks. Wildly inconsistent play, more famous and talented relative, ability to single-handedly win or lose a game, sometimes simultaneously.

I loved it, personally.

They stopped carrying those quarters at our store. We asked about it and they said corporate had told them to stop doing it. I was annoyed; that was a fantastic food bargain.

Southern Comfort is a great addition to pancakes.

Because I’m a Saints fan.

Good.

I bought these for years, but once they stopped doing the exclusive, Xmas themed figures, they stopped seeming worth the cost.

I bought these for years, but once they stopped doing the exclusive, Xmas themed figures, they stopped seeming worth…

Neither of those maggots is liable to cross the two percent threshold in a primary.

My father’s family is all poor white Southern WASP, but there was a family story that one of his father’s mother’s ancestors had been a “Cherokee princess,” which is not a thing that exists. In any case, he did one of those DNA tests, and it didn’t show any Native American DNA... but he did come back as 5% West African…

Aren’t the day-drinkers just swilling vodka?

Was that a cross-promotion with a re-release of The Shining?

He’s a wealthy white man, and, despite trying very very hard to find a minority to pin the crime on, the police finally gave up after four months.

Every so often I remember that this team used to be the Houston Oilers. It explains so much.

When I was in high school (25-30 years ago) they did a thing where teams got to play in the Superdome one weekend, with one game from each division. We got to do it a few times and it was pretty cool.

The argument against calling GnR a Hair Metal band is the same argument for not calling System of a Down a nu-Metal band: those two genres suck, while those two bands don’t. Otherwise, they fit right in.

He later said that he was pretty sure the funeral home was trying to recruit him.

Jerry’s only 75? I would have put the over/under at at least 90. Jerry makes William Hickey look youthful for his age, and Hickey’s been dead since 1997. And probably still looks better than Jerry does.

There’s a team called the Chargers?

He may not have known it was fictional.

I hate to break down an icon, but he borderline-raped Susan Tyrell when they were filming Fat City: