But animal names are ok, right? Like Cobra and Hydra?

I want to know if Chewie fucks the porg.

I think, if he does, then we’re going to see what that “more powerful than you can possibly imagine” that Obi-Wan dropped in ANH really meant. The only way I see Luke dying is if he comes back as a super-powerful force entity in Episode IX.

The final sentence originally read, “Hanks then asserted his right of proma nocte.”

He’s white Aaron Brooks. Aaron Brooks could turn in some truly stellar gameplay, followed by some stunningly awful play, often in the same game. Eli Manning is what happens when Aaron Brooks is allowed to start for 14 seasons.

The thing about you calling him a Joffrey is that my computer automatically replaces his name with Joffrey already.

If this isn’t the right time for an “It can be two things,” then I don’t know what is.

The show only kinda sorta has a canon at this point. It’s been like that in years, in part because it’s impossible for everything that has been shown to have happened while Lisa was in second grade. (Way more than a year’s worth of stuff could happen while Bart is in fourth).

I’d say that only makes it more likely that The Antichrist outgrossed Jaws for that weekend, given that it was out of theaters by then for the most part.

Still better than Papa John’s tastes, at least.

Does vomiting count as words?

Yah, that stuff’s what I feed to my racing dogs. Gives them the pep they need.

I’d recommend using a smoker. It really brings the flavor out. And racist meat tends to be very fatty, so you won’t need to baste.

This is a bad show on pretty much every level. The things I sit through for 14 seconds of Lockjaw every week....

Was it Lee High? My dad went to Lee High and graduated in ‘66.

Brendon’s my weed guy.

No, it was a (apparently not particularly effective) joke about how most of their experience with it was first-hand.

I’m more comfortable with Netflix having it than who actually has it.

That’s an option as well.

This is all fake, right?