Danny Rand: Making Barry Allen look like a genius since 2017.

I caught it on the first go, but I had been half-expecting him to do something like that for a while.

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I'm really going to miss a lot of you.

It also means that if you make a mistake - or even just something people think is a mistake - expect approximately nine billion corrections.

I don't know what mine was, but it was probably when Jerry Falwell died.

You've got a very short time window to edit - I think five minutes, but I'm not positive.

We didn't burn the Reichstag
It was always burning
'cause of Nazi yearning

They've been phoning it in ever since the Kinja decision.

If it's successful, I wouldn't be surprised if they found a way to retcon it into the DCEU.

It'll be Leonardo DiCaprio. We all know it.

Well, at least it means we may get a non-terrible Joker for the DCEU.

I'm assuming they were a custom order for the orange moron himself, but I thought he was more into speed and cocaine than ecstasy.

I’ll be more comfortable in shorts and a t-shirt in coach than I will in a suit in first class.

Waiters usually earn a minimum per-hour rate plus tips.

Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners.

This is how the AV Club dies: with people spending every article arguing about Joss Whedon.

Yup.

What I mean is that they can get as much money (more, this year) giving women more of the lead roles, and that would be relatively quickly reflected in their salaries as well.