Well, then I guess she's liable to be hit by stray gunfire, rendering the whole question moot.

Yes, an IPhone might pay for a whole week of health insurance. And it's so easy to get a job without a phone or internet access now, too.

Judy Greer will only be seen for about 80 seconds, and assigned something that is way, way below what she's capable of.

With a 30% chance he sexually harasses men?

He had a recurring role on Supernatural for a few years as Metatron. He was good.

I used to assume the worst about this sort of thing before I realized that I wasn't cynical enough. So my assumption now is always going to be "cannibalistic serial killer."

Dante Basco was one of Johnny Depp's better early films.

No, that was Earl, and he's still on probation from the last time he tried that.

It originally was "brains, penis, and intestines," but they rebranded when the demand for organ meet started to decline.

"meat"

I remember having a trouble with pink slime, once, but then I realized that my magic user had a fireball spell he could use.

Why is it then, that when I'm flying along, they always look at me like I'm Adolphin Hitler, then?

It's just seacurity theater. Just trying to look like they're doing something about terrapinism.

Naw, they're always dicks.

"You're dead and were sent to Hell," you mean?

I love Baker's stuff, but I never saw myself giving a Gumby book a shot.

It seems like the sort of thing he would have mocked someone for 15 years ago.

Reminds me of the Southern Baptist services my grandparents dragged us to occasionally.

Honoring a better country?

Because, after everything we like to tell ourselves, the American electorate, on the whole, is pretty stupid and bigoted. America really is not that great of a country, as it turns out, and is in the process of going into a sharp decline.