That way you can yell “Alexa, make me a cup of coffee”, to which she responds “Sorry, I didn’t get that.” You then say “Alexa, coffee pot on”, and she replies with “Ok, starting up the Roomba”. By the time you actually get it brewing you’re wide awake!

For the end user? The illusion of convenience and the false belief  that state of the art tech makes life better simply by being owned.

Oh I did and that’s pretty much standard Trump. Like PoC are supposed to praise the man for one self-serving ‘good’ act when he’s got a lifetime of racism and bigotry to account for.

Can someone explain to me the advantage of having a wifi enabled coffee maker over a regular coffee maker? I guess you can control it from your phone, but you still have to be at the coffee maker to get your coffee, so how does this save you time or effort?

Did you hear how he threw a damn tantrum when it turned out that him passing that criminal justice bill ended up in zero points gain in approval from Black people?

Hey, how do you know you’ve succeeded if you can’t identity the lessers and exclude them? 

I have not always been Harron’s biggest fan, but this is a brilliant, and apt, response to Ross Douthat.

And now those “feminists” are pulling up the ladder behind them so no other women have those opportunities.

C’mon, now. You know they are just trying to protect the constitution. So hard they refuse to read for fear of damaging it.

If actual feminism never happened, how many “conservative feminists” do you think would have the opportunities they’re enjoying right now?

The op-ed is behind a paywall. And all jokes aside, I’ve noticed “conservative feminism” gaining steam lately on the right. Ivanka Trump is the most visible face, but a bunch of other women (mostly thin, white, blonde Christian women in sheath dresses and pearls) are held up as right-wing feminist icons because…

What, you expect a white child with an assault rifle to be stopped.

Now I wonder, would they suspend a white kid for bringing a virtual gun to his classroom at B.B. King elementary?

Dafuq!? How about no. What you are NOT gonna do, Louisiana, is dictate what people do in their OWN DAMN HOMES. I went to Xavier for undergrad right when Katrina happened, and in the aftermath, the entire public system in New Orleans was converted over to charter schools, hence, it was the very first large-scale Betsy…

its why I drive a 95 Z/28, I want people to think I have a death wish or am a serial killer

See, that’s why I want a Mitsubishi mirage: I want people to think I have a massive hog

“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.