That goal counted and the rationale is correct. Time to move on...

A shitty lawyer who is out of work, that’s who...

That is not from Philly...

You need to learn how to write - I had no idea who you were talking about. You take 9 sentences to name your subject... your comment is 12 sentences long (with a ton of commas).

I’m sort of sorry to have this opinion, but how stupid is this. The dude was cut in half but survived?

Perfection...

HIPAA

Roundy’s is now owned by Kroger and almost all of the Roundy’s brand have switched to Kroger’s PL - and there is a discernible difference.

Leave the C.H.U.D.s out of it. 

This is excellent

Can I simplify this even more - BURN IT ALL DOWN and START OVER.

I read that fast and I thought you said “Jesus and Satan are white” and thought yeah, that’s about white.

Keep the C.H.U.D.s out of this - they want nothing to do with MAGA mouthbreathers except maybe to eat their cholesterol laden flesh.

Fox News talks about “white genocide” all the time.

Trump still calls Muhammad Ali “Cassius Clay.” 

Seriously, she needs to be canceled. If anyone should shut the fuck up in this situation, it is the person who owes their entire career to sexual harassment.

The Eagles have an outstanding defensive line, and they didn’t allow a point in the final two minutes at all last season—a trend that continued into last night.

National Treasure!

As an Eagles fan all I can say is: Nick Foles...

This is sound advice even if a bit snobbish in tone. But then again your stereotypes on some of the people who “can’t be bothered to vote” are spot on.