These constant travesties remind me there ain’t no justice, only the laws of small-minded men.

Somebody who shall remain nameless had a joke about cocaine, paraphrased below:

What fantasy land do you live in. Beaches have lifeguard and EMS patrols, as well as police and safety. All of these patrols serve a real purpose.

This is a severely underrated comment and point being made. This is the narrative for the current debate.

Thank you for this. A million times, thank you!

Is he dying and only has this year left to live? No, he’s still young and has a long life left - judge him in 20yrs, not now. 

Or anyone educated by Texas public schools...

To be fair, this asshole may have a point. A really fucked up point, but it is valid - at this rate, a shooting incident may be more likely to occur than a fire incident.

Seriously though, here is my best Sherlock about this shitter. The argument is about her using the bathroom because she has to take a dump but she needs to buy something first. Unfortunately she is out for a run as the urge to purge hits and she ducks into this nice donut shop for a potty emergency. Since she wasn’t…

The poor cashier’s last name is Trump. She did what anyone would do when given a chance to tell a Trump how they really feel.

This!

When Mad Dog rebranded as MD 20/20, we drank Mad Dog margaritas:

“You see, since he’s got this grand metabolism he burns almost 3lb. a day. He also eats nothing but the best ‘Trump’ foods, so he gains 3.5lb a day. His gain net/loss is 50lbs.

Yes but Joy Behar shouldn’t be on TV. If she actually followed the “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all,” she would be a fucking mute.

There is a piano only instrumental version of Guns N” Roses “Sweet Child O’ Mine” occasionally played pre-flight on either United or Delta.

Second City in Chicago has some funny people there, and plenty of PoC. Comedy is still about “who you know” more than anything.

I’ll go one step further...

She’s being snubbed by her father, not snubbing her dad in the gif. He totally is looking right past her. And the best part is Eric is the only one who noticed and feels bad.

I just wish I had no knowledge of her existence. I mean, I know these people exist, but I don’t really need an article like this to make me actually conceptualize her as a “person.”

I just wish I had no knowledge of her existence. I mean, I know these people exist, but I don’t really need an article like this to make me actually conceptualize her as a “person.”