That looks like a cartoon, and I love it!

I would never take car advice, or any other advice from a bloke who eats dog food. ND 

Porsche diesel: 

This one’s a toughie. It’s a German luxury car with a substantial number on the odometer, and any dealership called “Klean CarZ” puts me on yellow alert for intentionally misspelling words and using unnecessary capitalization. The price is right for the market though...

The DS is widely regarded a one of the best looking cars ever. I got a semi after seeing one up close in the Netherlands

FLACK!!!

How dare you

Clown shoe

I was also a fan of the Bangle era. I even got to question the man, himself, once! I was impressed by him, in addition to his design.

This is the rear end of the BMW i8. It looks like the i8 is giving birth to a silver Porsche 997.

The Impreza WRX STi Spec-C Type RA-R.

FIAT Multipla

Must be their new Ferrari competitor as both have prancing horse badges and a propensity for immolation.

Spirit of Equality

Just be cool about it

“You’re an idiot if you leak photos. BTW, send us your leaks!”

Plus, remember that if they want a quick SUV it’s GM, they have a ton of performance names in their history, they could make it a GMC Typhoon or Syclone, a Buick Grand National, a Buick Wildcat. Hell even their product codes are sometimes legendary, a Chevrolet IROC-E might be a bit tricky given that IROC refers to…

I’d prefer Destroyer.

Cayenne gets a pass because they didn’t name it a 911; which is what making a Chevrolet Corvette SUV would be.

Urus gets a pass because Lamborghini had the legendary LM002; plus they started as a tractor company.

They should make an SUV that looks inspired by the Corvette, but why not just name it its own thing; the…