That is a goddamn Camero.

AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

Anal X5 xDrive40i

This actually works pretty well...

Isn’t that... most car names? Anal Challenger, Anal Explorer, Anal Charger, Anal Ram, Anal Interceptor, Anal Hummer, Anal Sprite

It’s also to close to Collard, and I’ll be damned if they take that too.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

While I agree with you, I’m not going to say there isn’t a couple that has real chemistry, but lacks that “I’m thinking of you in the middle of the day” thing my generation does so well. I grew up with text and instant messaging and Facebook, and [social media], so this all comes fairly naturally to me.

Snider is proof that if you’re living your life right people will see it in your face.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

Damn, and here I thought bringing this light skinned baby along to a high stakes park heist would have been the perfect cover.

Foiled again by these observant white people.

They aren’t switching to full sized SUVs. The CUVs don’t carry the mileage penalty that their big brothers do. That said, I think it’s terribly short-sighted too.

This strikes me as a choice that Ford may find regrettable when gas prices climb back up. But I’d assume that Ford has put much more thought into this decision than I have.

Dakotas, ranked:

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

Good God Eric is fucking ugly as sin.

The badge is fine, but the placement sucks: