I like to imagine what I’d do as a parent. Reading about or seeing different situation and wonder about how I would handle it.

Anything and everything, no matter how controversial or uncomfortable it may be.

Possibly. I need to test that out to know for sure. They would have to be pretty tight, perhaps uncomfortably tight. I’d be afraid mine would dangle out the leg of the shorts the way his is positioned. Not sure how much lift the shorts would provide along the lateral plane.

That’s awesome. You’re awesome. I love you.

a penis of unusual size.

I think everyone should adore their partner’s butt. Well, their whole body actually, but we’re talking about butts today.

Yo, what up. I ain’t dead yet.

I just can’t bring myself to hate on Adam Sandler. I’ve heard nothing but the best things about him from eevryone who’s met him in person. Seriously, you can spend a day just reading all the stories from people that met him.

I think so. I haven’t seen that movie yet. I know this song because I go looking for old stuff like this. There’s also a very old song about twerking. Yes, that’s right, twerking is almost a hundred years old. Go learn some history, it actually is a lot of fun.

This just makes me think of the 1920's song Big Rock Candy Mountain:

I remember hearing about something terrible Jon Hamm did, let me see if I can go find it. *search* Found it:

This shall be her independence day.

I got banned almost a year ago now, but yes, fuck that guy too.

It seems my main account is still banned on here, still no idea why.

I think it’s been confirmed that Shang is not in this movie. They’re sticking closer to the original story instead of keeping the changes they made for the animated version.

Everyone’s gonna be gray pretty soon.

Ah yes, I remember when I felt fireworks.

I am extremely sarcastic to the extreme.

Spin Doctors? How is a 90's band supposed to help them?

the University of Utah has spent $60,000 on public relations services to advise on how to answer questions about McCluskey’s death