You roll to me.

Cardi B gives the People and the Press What They Want

I actually do pronounce the “Giz” shortening as jizz. But .gif is not pronounced jiff. It’s also not pronounced as giff either. The actual correct pronunciation is jife. Get it right you bastards!

Good God on a fuck machine, I wish people would stop using such dumb language when talking about politics. “Slam” “Destroy” “Obliterate” etc. Ideas and arguments are not physical entities with mass. Wrestlers can slam, destroy and obliterate each other. Politics is not wrestling. Although...

It’s entirely about money. Statistically, PG-13 films make a lot more money than R films. Most likely because younger people can more easily access them which greatly increases potential audience pool. I don’t think they are even considering the context of the film itself and whether younger audiences would actually…

The better party features a vending machine that dispenses likes and followers,

My sister’s boyfriend is manipulative and controlling. I beg her not to have kids with that asshole.

Personally, I’d rather die in a puppy stampede.

Yo, hold up. You already did the thing, but people still want you to do the thing?

my lady bits are being an asshole

That’s a good question I should look into. I’m no expert and have only just recently been gathering data on relationships to make the book I’m writing feel more real (despite being a fantasy adventure with orcs, elves, etc.)

Closely observe to see if he treats you any differently than others he interacts with. Don’t stalk him, but just watch when you get a chance.

I’m coming back out of my shell!

How can you tell you like someone? Shit man, I don’t know. I never thought about it, I just allow myself to feel freely without any impediment from thoughts or doubts. “I feel things when I see or am around this person. Therefore I like them.” No idea how it works for other people. I pretty much like most people. I…

See you in September

Now what’s wrong with that. Sleeping with anyone is no big deal at all. I slept with my sister just the other day. Very relaxing nap. Sex though, now that is what can ruin things.

Who among us hasn’t boned someone for, like, two weeks because it’s outside-drinks-naked-time?

Robot voice is hilarious at times.

So I’ve been going through reddit to do research for my book. This was recommended to me by several successful authors. There is a subreddit all about guys who dated rich women. Here’s a short highlight reel:

Oh! Idea: