This is like the real life equivalent of someone being an obnoxious prick or a racist asshole and then insisting they were just trolling or doing it ironically when everyone calls them out on it. 

BUT IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

Even if it was a joke, what is rule number 1 in car culture?

Here is the real question:

Honestly, I think that FCA-bad-quality thing is nothing but a terribly exaggerated, and outdated internet joke. My last car was an ‘07 Sebring. 220,000 miles and I never had one hint of a problem with. And now I have a ‘14 Charger with 130,000 and only had a small oil leak (that I may have caused trying to get the oil…

Well, if we’re doing antagonists, then I... I. I. I-I-I want. to. play. a... s...

I couldn’t care any less about Metro Vans, but Aerosmith is cool 

THATS your issue? I take issue with waluigi being called his son. Since when the hell was waluigi his son. Dude looks way older. Plus if we draw an equivalency here, Mario isn’t mario’s son. They arent even related. They are acquaintences at best!

You probably clicked on every article too. 

You got a pet. You got a responsibility. If your dog is lost, you don’t look for an hour then call it quits; you get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!

Yes, I would read gleefully about all The Guys.

Or high quality kibble. Cheap shit is shit... see the recalled dog kibble that had traces of euthanizing drugs in it.  I will still spoil my dogs with the occasional table scrap, but yeah, the high paid veterinary nutritionists who formulate quality dog food mostly know what they’re doing.

E.T. joke or Dig Dug joke? Screw it, I’ll do both.

He should have gone with Intellivision. The graphics are far superior.

It’s not an Easter Egg if you blast it to the world on Twitter. It’s just an announced feature now.

A few years back I was at a Cubs game out in the bleachers, when I witnessed a group of exceptionally drunk 50 year olds cheering on their shaved head friend as he took a nacho helmet and placed it on top of his head. To this day I can’t shake the image of him slowly and purposely pushing it down and the cascade of…

Will they live-stream the produce and meat selection process so that I can direct them to the specific steaks and produce that I want? I am way too picky about certain produce items and meats to let some random delivery person just grab the closest ones.

See also: Toys R Us. 

Gunn wasn’t slow to apologize—he acknowledged his stupidity and apologized for all of it in 2012.

The tweets were well known by disney before he was hired. And the issue came up after the first GOTG movie.