Definition of a clickbait article. Provides no evidence to support the headline claim save for a lone speculative source article.

What smoke?

If driving my Jeep didn’t feel like driving a tractor I wouldn’t want it anymore.

“Lucky to be alive” not if I had anything to do with it

And far more kids die each year being run-over in parking lots and driveways. My point: mind your own fucking business.

So apparently Jalopnik and the Jalops are going along with the whole parenting by mob rule trend. If you really think there is an epidemic of kids dying in hot cars, like the media and police would have you believe, try looking up some actual data.

Hat tip for choosing the one with the girl.

I think it sounds like a most righteous quest to bring the joys of supercardom to the rural poor of an oppressed country. It’s not like they’re coachbuilt one-offs.

Everyone is missing the worst offense. Too much wheel, not enough tire.

Those pants are the real crime here

Proof that no amount of star power and excessive editing can make a slingshot look exciting.

Considering they have become a mini Soviet Union we should operate from the same blueprint.

I know it won’t be, but what if it was a two-door?

So some guy who is not named Koch is at the center of this, but nobody would recognize his name so let’s slap Koch on there. Every industry has advocacy groups, but this time it’s suspicious. And somebody doesn’t know how subsidies work.

I gotta say that all nickpicking about IMSA and NASCAR and DP’s goes out the window when they put on shows like this. Also, it seems fitting that the Lambos were so much faster than everyone else but ended up wrecking each other and running out of gas. That’s exactly what I expect from a raging bull.

I don’t see how it’s worse than heat racing. You can blame rallycross for this.

Imagining a drunk Hellcat on Rolling Hills Road in my hometown. Dear god.

Go right now, the fall foliage is perfect!

I shelled out about $300 at a certain Jeep dealership in Beaverton, OR for window VIN etching. We both knew I was getting a rock bottom deal that I would be hard pressed to find elsewhere.