Everything is better with tits, including Corvettes and Jalopnik.

Just hit that bitch moose and give him the finger.

An optioned diesel Overland Summit....yikes!

Let the butthurt commence!

Does you butt hurt?

Or this.

I'm sure it had nothing to do with this.

Except that it draws heavily from the Stingray concept, and the design was finalized before the Viper came out.

Buckle up because they are here for a while. Imagine if you were complaining about the use of chrome in the 50s.

It also wants those 2 seconds it lost to the ZR1 at Leguna Seca.

I think somebody hit your car with an ugly stick. What? They came like that? Oh...

Dude you are projecting all over this car and have no perception of the nuances that are actually there. If you can't see C2 in that rear view then you don't see Corvettes the way I see Corvettes.

Does it have hyperdrive?

The C4 had rectangles, and the El Camino had U shapes.

I wouldn't say most of it. Just some of it.

That image makes me want it so much more. I couldn't think of a more menacing look.

Do it, then we can send all the hippies there. Problem solved, your welcome.

Yeah I guess you can't be a stripper if you show up without any clothes on.

Wow, sounds like a limp noodle.

I'm looking forward to the new Africa special. I also hope to see the Ferrari F12 and Koeniggsegg Agera.