“Chris Brown further proves point.”

You lack rational thinking skills and reading comprehension.

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!

Meanwhile back at Ringer Headquarters Bill Simmons slowly erases “The Brice is Right!” headline he hoped to post if his viral campaign ebbed. Or flowed. Or became a drip or flood or something.

If it’s wrong to an aggressive, territorial, two-ton semiaquatic endangered species in my 500 square foot basement studio, then I don’t want to be right.

My dog trained himself to use a litter box!

Anchorman 2 wasn’t bad. It wasn’t good, either, but I’d rather get stoned and watch that than 3 hours of Knicks basketball.

How is he going to watch Yankees games now?!

When Donald says that the press reporting bad things about him is “like Nazi Germany”, he appears to be casting himself as Hitler. Hero of the people, slandered by dishonest press and elites? Yep, Donald’s calling himself Hitler now.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

Not even. The Goo Goo Dolls were a punk-ish Replacements-style outfit turned straight up lite rock that your mom listens to when she fills the hot tub, lights the candles and breaks out the toolbox of dildos. There’s not a single song in their discography that one would honestly call “post-grunge.” They’re not even a…

10 yards is 360 inches

It should only play in theatres in Branson, Mo., where people can buy their $45 bedazzled Boston Strong shirts after the movie.

To be fair, the toss sweep was a juggernaut of a play in NFL 2K3.

I would’ve gone to J-School, but sadly lacked the ability to write on Monday what everyone else will think to write on Friday.

Well, with all the injuries he’s had, he’s certainly not running away from basketball.

Really, that Opie dead eyed piece of shit?

I was in a frat... they’re all pretty homoerotic. That said, kinda a dick move to put wrought iron furniture in a shower and rust it all to shit.

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

As usual, Belichick lies low and lets the highlights do the talking.