No need to make fun of my jeans. They’re the jewel of the 90s.

Please, whatever you do save enough to also purchase a non-lighted microphone. The one you have looks like a teenage girls idea of a Tony Stark accessory.

Please Doug, no Viper or NSX. Sure they’re cool cars, but not interesting enough to read about week after week for months on end.

I don’t think it’s inexplicable when it’s a guy that has owned multiple Range Rovers, multiple Porsches, a Toyota Land Cruiser, E class AMG wagon, CTS-V wagon, Lotus Elise, Ferrari 360, H1, and a GT-R. He obviously likes cars a little bit.

Ugh.... PLEASE don’t pick a Viper. There is nothing interesting to learn from someone driving a Viper - I’ve met plenty at my local Cars and Coffee that are more than eager to espouse the wonders of driving around with a tractor engine.

Yeah, it won’t be the Supra. I didn’t want to put too many constraints on the car because I wanted to see what everyone recommended, but the simple truth is that I need to branch out to a different car/country/group of people. Supra would just attract the same people the Skyline did, and frankly I think it’s even less…

I second this. I want to see all the absurd suggestions. Almost as much as the serious ones.

Except that new lights are so bright it doesn’t matter if your high beams are on or not. Damn HIDs, get off my streets!

Actually where I live most of these are Saturday, Sunday bikers. I have seen them on roads and easy dirt trails, massively fun minus anything that requires going UPHILL. It is the pedal machine of choice for the men with sensitive balls. Most of the riders are older and instead of crossing the lanes to make a left,…

A member of my cycling club rides a big-wheel recumbent.

Come around a corner on a 50 mph road and there’s this jack-hole doing 20 right in the middle of the lane. And he’s so low to the ground, you just don’t look that low because cars are so much taller. He’s going to be a hood ornament one of these days.

LIKE I NEEDED MORE REASONS TO WATCH SPACESHIP ELECTRIC CARS RACE

The Pontiac G6 was the first thing I thought of as well when that shitty song first came out.

Wait, it isn’t about the car?!

Oh man, I was thinking the same thing. Was like “WTF are they singing about a shitty car?”

Why didn’t the moron peel off his company logo before he even went to the dealer. If you ask me it was his responsibility no matter what the salesman said

I mean, I’m not sayin’ no.

More fuel to make Jalopnik’s legion of expert drivers feel good about themselves.

They want to be a better Saab.

I'd rather buy a BMW hooned by Clarkson than a Camaro driven by a Jalopnik employee