kingofmadcows--disqus
kingofmadcows
kingofmadcows--disqus

You will never wok again, Bran Starch, but you will fry.

Those Amazons sure are slow when you don't sign up for Prime.

Do not, my friends, become addicted to Tom Bombadil. He will take hold of you, and you will resent his absence.

WITNESS the life of the man who will Ride Eternal in the Halls of great fantasy authors.

Their roles will be reversed under the Republican healthcare bill.

Except the other two armies have supply lines. The Tyrells control the middle of Westeros and they have all the food. It's Dragonstone that has no supply lines.

Except for the rather large problem of there being no food and no way to grow food in Dragonstone. By staging her invasion there, she imposed a strict time limit on herself. She has to move before the supplies she brought runs out. She has to start conquering and pillaging just to feed her army.

It also has no crops or supplies.

Or it was because he hadn't gotten his jetpack yet so he wasn't able to easily travel between Westeros and Essos and didn't know just how horrible Viserys was.

Varys is losing his touch. How did he miss Euron's fleet sailing into and out of King's Landing? He literally has to sail past Dragonstone.

If only they had brought their jetpacks.

And if Cersei does kill a dragon, I'd expect Qyburn to turn it into a zombie.

It was a great line. Much better than BvS's "demons come from the sky" or whatever.

Taco Bell has an app?

When Superman first appeared, we thought he was an angel sent from heaven. But Lucifer was an angel too.

People certainly prayed a lot more when he was around.

His DNA is easy enough to obtain. He leaves it all over town.

Remember when he said he was still going to direct Batman a week before he backed out as director?

Nerds chose their holy grail… poorly.

It looks like they're all trying to squeeze into a photo booth.