Trump grabbed Scott by the Baios.

O'Reilly will bring his famous falafel to the party, which Trump also loves because it's made from chickpea.

FALSE ZOD!

Captain Kirk died under a bridge, sad! It's the 24th century and Picard still doesn't have the cure to male pattern baldness, loser! Sisko should focus on helping Bajor, which is in horrible shape and falling apart rather than falsely complain about Dominion interference in Federation election results. Janeway is only…

Affleck's interest in the DCEU has really Wayned.

Live by Knight starring Matches Malone

Roger Meyers senior, the gentle genius behind Itchy and Scratchy, loved
and cared about almost all the peoples of the world. And he, in return,
was beloved by the world, except in 1938 when he was criticized for his
controversial cartoon Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors.

Luke Skywalker is not a Jedi. He's a Jedi because Darth Vader cut off his hand. I like Jedis who don't get their hand cut off.

Too bad the ventriloquists won't find any jobs since all the puppet masters are in Russia.

Not going to happen. These were the idiots who thought it was a good idea to distance themselves from Obama and his accomplishments during their elections.

in the rest of the sketches, Jones was capable, and sort of forgettable.

Tina Fey must have been preparing to go to jury duty.

It would have been nice if something like this was organized for November 8th, 2016.

Should we read the whole message or the words in red? Depends.

They're not saying Taboooo, they're saying Taboo-urns.

Nuke the Defenders from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Keurigrog

Considering how Wonder Woman said she gave up on humanity 100 years ago in BvS, it would be interesting if in this movie, she thinks that Ares is behind World War 1 but it turns out that Ares wasn't involved at all and humans are perfectly capable of starting a huge pointless war by themselves. And that causes her to…

Do you breathe?
You won't.

Did Kellyanne con her way out of another interview?