I guess I’m too practical, but I’m going with traction control.

You still have to talk to the finance guy.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChRlaISXbl2gECFAmDzxgzg

this is the correct take. Buy the car. Ask dimwit where the original shift knob is. Get your buddy at the muffler shop to put a decent aftermarket muffler on, and live life in a reliable car that’s at least fun-ish to drive.

Not quite. Kubota does make bigger tractors (The M6 series goes up to about 130 HP, which is not small). However in modern farming, you have 3 choices for new tractors - CNH, AGCO, or JD. 

Yup. We pulled our dying sienna with an active transmission leak (stopped every 100 miles to add a pint of ATF) into the service bay of a high-end Infiniti dealer. Told them we were there for the trade-in Sienna they had for sale. They couldn’t be rid of us fast enough. They even asked if I minded screwing my own…

This.

Yep. All the boxes checked:

kids too young to ride up front, but old enough to buckle/unbuckle on their own, to start.

I’d prefer a 1992-1996 with the LT-1, but still this one looks clean, and has both the solid and glass roofs, so it’s got that going for it. And that GLORIOUS red interior. 1990 was the best year of the 80's (fight me), and that thing is a driver’s seat re-skin away from being a cruise-in star.

1990 wouldn’t be an LT-1, but still a solid cruiser with 245 or 250 HP stock. Easily can be made to breathe better and push a few more ponies if you wanted to.

I was all ready to click NP, but then I realized I’m old.

https://www.wnep.com/article/news/local/clinton-county/man-describes-deadly-pileup-on-i-80/523-21ab4643-625b-4a91-8d24-95e53002a964

I’m more of a cautionary tale. DON’T leave your keys in the ignition with the doors unlocked for 2 hours while you’re at church band practice and a board meeting. 99 times out of 100, you’ll be fine, but it only takes one drug addict to liberate your truck.

That is the superior can opener, though. No sharp edges, and the lid fits back on somewhat nicely, if you don’t use it all.

2008 or so. My wife and I went to Wyoming to visit her family. We got done seeing her dad in Jackson, and were headed to go over Togwotee Pass in a rental Prius with all season tires. A snow squall popped up, and we drove in white-out conditions over the pass and nearly to Dubois before it cleared up and the sun came…

Little known fact: the Earthtone Republic’s economy was saved when they secured a contract to supply pigments to Bob Ross for his Joy of Painting collection. The Seipa, Ochre, and Umber mines had to hire on a second shift, and increased processing at their refineries saved the nation. They went from being a Banana…

I did a little research.

Agreed. Moving on. no more clicks or ad revenue.

Pretty sure that was aftermarket, but maybe it was a factory option.